This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
This is the BEST LINE EVER.
Oh. Why, thank you.
That awkward moment when you can’t draw a good face to match your eyes.
piece of trash by day
slightly more horny piece of trash by night
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL
All of a sudden he calls me on skype and now I can hardly breathe.
why do you do this to me
ugh everything hurts when i’m talking to you
When I see some girls I’m like “Woah she’s pretty I wonder if she’s a good kisser or not.”
And then with some girls I’m just like “I want her to sit on my face. ; - ;”
ughhhhhhhhhhhh why must everyone at my school be straightttttttttttt
I will never be sorry
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
First person to say “Mine now” in the ask box owns me for 3 days
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
everyone stop fighting
just stop it
leave it to the cute little puppies
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